According to the Independent, David Cameron seems to think that he’s “continuing Jesus’s work”. I have to say, I beg to differ:
Jesus threw the money lenders out of the temple.
Cameron cosies up to them.
Jesus healed the sick, blind and lame.
Cameron takes a quick look at them, and tells them to get a job.
Jesus fed 5000 people with next to nothing.
Cameron expects people to feed themselves with next to nothing
Jesus befriended a tax collector.
Cameron befriends tax dodgers.
Jesus said “the poor you will always have with you”.
Cameron is doing his damndest to make sure of it.